What the fuck?
Is it me, or would the idea of fish appearing to be in your toilet cistern (tank) just freak you out entirely? I’d never be able to flush, just in case something went wrong and I drowned all the little fishies!
What a pointless, tacky invention. ….I’m dreading the day that these [...]
Archive for October, 2008
The Porcelain God Goes Nautical..
Posted in Geekdom, Weird and Wonderful, humour, tagged Aquarium, Fish, Fish-n-Flush, FishnFlush, humour, Tacky, Toilet, UK, Weird and Wonderful, What the hell? on October 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Christmas Wishes..
Posted in Blog Pimping, Childcare, Children, England, Everybody's Talking About, Eye Candy, Family, Rant, Relationships, Secrets, Sex, Teaching, Weird and Wonderful, blogging, culture, growing up, humour, women, tagged Alan Rickman, apologies, Baby, Best Friend, Blog Pimping, Blogs, Burton Hillis, Cars, Childcare, Christmas, Christmas List, Christmas Wishes, Dear Santa, Education, Family, Fantasy, Forgiveness, Genie, Gina, Granddad, Have The T Shirt, humour, Jimmy Choo, Magic Lamp, Marriage, Mel Gibson, Mid-Life Crisis, Mother In Law, Multiple Orgasms, quotes, Santa, Shar Pei, Shoes, Teachers, Teaching, Thank you, Threesome, Unrealistic, Wedding, Wishes, Xmas on October 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Have The T-Shirt’s recent post has inspired me! With the dismal cloud of Christmas looming over us, I’m going to follow in her footsteps, and make a list for Santa!
This isn’t a list of presents I’m going to buy other people, nor is it a list of presents I’d like. It’s a list of (mostly [...]
Eighteen Empty Years..
Posted in Children, Family, Love, Personal, Relationships, growing up, tagged Allphonse de Lamartine, Death, Family, Granddad, Grandparents, Helen Keller, quotes, Relationships on October 19, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Sometimes, when one person is absent, the whole world seems depopulated
- Allphonse de Lamartine
It’s over eighteen years since my Granddad died. I’m close to the majority of my family, but I was closest to him. And since the day he passed, the world has seemed a little emptier than it should. There’s been a [...]
Working Girl..
Posted in Childcare, Children, England, Relationships, Teaching, Work, preschool, tagged behaviour, Behavioural Problems, career, Childcare, Children, Education, job, kindergarten, Money, nursery, Primary Education, Primary School, quotes, Relationships, school, SEN, Special Educational Needs, teacher, Teaching Assistant, Tom Brokaw, Work on October 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference. ~Tom Brokaw
The other-half had become quite accustomed to me not working. He came home from work to find his dinner on the table, his lunch packed up for work the next day. His washing and ironing was [...]
I Miss You So..
Posted in Family, Love, Personal, Relationships, inspiration, men, women, tagged Best Friend, bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, Dress, Dress Fitting, Fiancé, Friends, Friendship, Love, Marriage, music, Raindrops, Regina Spektor, Relationships, Revelations, Song, weddings, you tube, youtube on October 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A frumpy old woman pinned me into a bridesmaid dress that was made out of what I can only describe as scratchy, crappy, cheap material.
She said I looked beautiful, but we both knew I actually looked ridiculous.
When the Fiance had said, “I don’t want anyone to look prettier than me!”, she wasn’t kidding, and she [...]







