It’s been said that I’m a little slow sometimes. I don’t contest that, infact I wholeheartedly agree that things dawn on me long after everyone else has worked it out.
But my beloved Eileen Dover has fallen off the face of the internet! I’m frankly distraught by this.
More so, because in the place of Eileen, is the photo of a drag-queen whose makeup has clearly been applied by a shovel.
Sad times..
Come (on) back Eileen! I miss your sparsely made-up face and filthy mind.








