Eileen Dover (and fell off the interweb)…

It’s been said that I’m a little slow sometimes.  I don’t contest that, infact I wholeheartedly agree that things dawn on me long after everyone else has worked it out.
But my beloved Eileen Dover has fallen off the face of the internet!  I’m frankly distraught by this.
More so, because in the place of Eileen, is [...]

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The Porcelain God Goes Nautical..

What the fuck?
Is it me, or would the idea of fish appearing to be in your toilet cistern (tank) just freak you out entirely? I’d never be able to flush, just in case something went wrong and I drowned all the little fishies!
What a pointless, tacky invention. ….I’m dreading the day that these [...]

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Home Truths..

I usually don’t post memes, but I quite like this one :X
Stolen from GhostAngel.
01) Bold what is true about you.
02) Underline what is half true.
03) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
04) Strike through anything you sneer at.
05) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
06) Ask me anything about [...]

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Where Do Babies Come From?

Haha :D

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The War Against Idiots..

Thank. God.
My prayers have been answered! Now all I need is a plugin to filter out the rest of the retards on the internet. :-)

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The Cuddle Mattress..

I want one!
Afterall, what do you do with your lower arms if you cuddle face-to-face?  Which, for the record, I just don’t.  Solves the problem!

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Twitter.. Will I ever learn to love it?

I’ve used Twitter before, and hated it. But after hearing so many people incessantly raving about how ‘wonderful’ this ‘unique piece of technology’ (errr, what now?) is… I’ve decided to give it another go.
I’m assuming the novelty will have worn off before a week is over.
On the plus side, it means I feel [...]

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All Your Furnitures Belong to Box..

Casulo, designed by Marcel Krings and Sebastian Mühlhäuser won the “Abraham and David Roenten Award” of November 2007 for it’s “Cleverness, finesse and qualitative realisation of the idea”. Inside this 80cm x 120cm (31″ x 47″) box is a wardrobe, desk, height adjustable stool, two more stools, a bookcase and a bed with a [...]

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