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It’s been said that I’m a little slow sometimes.  I don’t contest that, infact I wholeheartedly agree that things dawn on me long after everyone else has worked it out.
But my beloved Eileen Dover has fallen off the face of the internet!  I’m frankly distraught by this.
More so, because in the place of Eileen, is [...]

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What the fuck?
Is it me, or would the idea of fish appearing to be in your toilet cistern (tank) just freak you out entirely? I’d never be able to flush, just in case something went wrong and I drowned all the little fishies!
What a pointless, tacky invention. ….I’m dreading the day that these [...]

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Have The T-Shirt’s recent post has inspired me!  With the dismal cloud of Christmas looming over us, I’m going to follow in her footsteps, and make a list for Santa!
This isn’t a list of presents I’m going to buy other people, nor is it a list of presents I’d like.  It’s a list of (mostly [...]

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Haha :D

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I want one!
Afterall, what do you do with your lower arms if you cuddle face-to-face?  Which, for the record, I just don’t.  Solves the problem!

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“Foil the spam robots crawling your blog for email addresses with SpamPoison.” The icing on your electronic cake. The Guardian, UK
Who knows if Spam Poison actually works, but I’m sure as hell going to give it a try.
Interested? Click here and link back to the page. Supposedly;
These links will redirect email harvesting bots [...]

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The money shot – arguably the most highly featured ejaculatory scenario in porn. What is it with this visual?
Men may enjoy seeing some scantily clad (if at all) Lolita kneeling before them while they shoot their load all over her submissive little face, but quite frankly – I don’t.
I’d love to say I [...]

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