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Have The T-Shirt’s recent post has inspired me!  With the dismal cloud of Christmas looming over us, I’m going to follow in her footsteps, and make a list for Santa!
This isn’t a list of presents I’m going to buy other people, nor is it a list of presents I’d like.  It’s a list of (mostly [...]

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“Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.”
~ David Grayson
Nearly four years ago, despite me being in a relationship, someone asked me to marry them.  Granted, it was after we’d slammed three shots of tequila in a row.  But he meant it, and I knew.
He [...]

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After ignoring my calls for a significant amount of time, my best friend called, and said the three words I dreaded most..
“Can we talk?”
And so, we talked.
(Well, he bullshitted, and I listened.)
“I didn’t mean it, any of it, it was just pre-wedding jitters, and I’m sorry.
I know I’m an asshole for complicating things, so can [...]

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Once I’d had time for his words to sink in, I stopped being worried, I stopped being concerned that he would make a mistake. And I started being angry with him, for the first time.
Angry that he could have been so selfish. Angry that he opened his enormous man-mouth. Angry with him [...]

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I spent the morning with his fiancé, holding the material at the back of ghastly wedding dresses that were at least three sizes too big for her tiny frame. She hated every dress, and I hated every second of standing there with a head full of lies.
She found a copper coloured dress that looked [...]

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My best friend is getting married. (Yes, he beat me to it, the bastard.)
Thank God we wont have to honour our 30-year-old-and-single agreement though (everyone has one of those, right?). The thought of spending the second half of my life sleeping next to his hairy back and loud snoring is enough to tip [...]

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It took a while (a long while) to pull myself together after the TDH fiasco. To cut a long story short, he completely shafted me, by stealing my client, and nearly losing me my job. And unsurprisingly, I haven’t spoken to him since (client-stealing-bastard that he is). In an attempt to avoid [...]

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