It’s been said that I’m a little slow sometimes. I don’t contest that, infact I wholeheartedly agree that things dawn on me long after everyone else has worked it out.
But my beloved Eileen Dover has fallen off the face of the internet! I’m frankly distraught by this.
More so, because in the place of Eileen, is [...]
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Eileen Dover (and fell off the interweb)…
Posted in Blog Pimping, Everybody's Talking About, Geekdom, Weird and Wonderful, blogging, humour, women, tagged blogging, Eileen Dover, Internet, wtf? on May 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Christmas Wishes..
Posted in Blog Pimping, Childcare, Children, England, Everybody's Talking About, Eye Candy, Family, Rant, Relationships, Secrets, Sex, Teaching, Weird and Wonderful, blogging, culture, growing up, humour, women, tagged Alan Rickman, apologies, Baby, Best Friend, Blog Pimping, Blogs, Burton Hillis, Cars, Childcare, Christmas, Christmas List, Christmas Wishes, Dear Santa, Education, Family, Fantasy, Forgiveness, Genie, Gina, Granddad, Have The T Shirt, humour, Jimmy Choo, Magic Lamp, Marriage, Mel Gibson, Mid-Life Crisis, Mother In Law, Multiple Orgasms, quotes, Santa, Shar Pei, Shoes, Teachers, Teaching, Thank you, Threesome, Unrealistic, Wedding, Wishes, Xmas on October 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Have The T-Shirt’s recent post has inspired me! With the dismal cloud of Christmas looming over us, I’m going to follow in her footsteps, and make a list for Santa!
This isn’t a list of presents I’m going to buy other people, nor is it a list of presents I’d like. It’s a list of (mostly [...]
I Miss You So..
Posted in Family, Love, Personal, Relationships, inspiration, men, women, tagged Best Friend, bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, Dress, Dress Fitting, Fiancé, Friends, Friendship, Love, Marriage, music, Raindrops, Regina Spektor, Relationships, Revelations, Song, weddings, you tube, youtube on October 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A frumpy old woman pinned me into a bridesmaid dress that was made out of what I can only describe as scratchy, crappy, cheap material.
She said I looked beautiful, but we both knew I actually looked ridiculous.
When the Fiance had said, “I don’t want anyone to look prettier than me!”, she wasn’t kidding, and she [...]
I Have This To Regret..
Posted in Family, Love, Personal, Relationships, Secrets, men, women, tagged David Grayson, doubt, Friends, Friendship, looking back, Love, M, Marriage, Past, Proposal, quotes, regret, Relationships, Sex, The Other-Half, Wedding, what if?, Work on September 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
“Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.”
~ David Grayson
Nearly four years ago, despite me being in a relationship, someone asked me to marry them. Granted, it was after we’d slammed three shots of tequila in a row. But he meant it, and I knew.
He [...]
Forgive and Forget..
Posted in Family, Love, Personal, Relationships, Secrets, growing up, men, women, tagged apologies, Best Friend, Best Friends, bestfriend, Bride, bridesmaid, bullshit, childhood, engaged, Fiancé, Friends, Friendship, Groom, growing up, Love, Marriage, Mistakes, Relationships, Wedding, wedding ring, weddings on September 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »
After ignoring my calls for a significant amount of time, my best friend called, and said the three words I dreaded most..
“Can we talk?”
And so, we talked.
(Well, he bullshitted, and I listened.)
“I didn’t mean it, any of it, it was just pre-wedding jitters, and I’m sorry.
I know I’m an asshole for complicating things, so can [...]
A Guide to Recognising, Dealing, and Living with an Utter Twat.
Posted in Blog Pimping, Books, Relationships, blogging, men, women, tagged blogging, Books, Eileen Dover, My Boyfriend is a Twat, Published, Tony Parsons, Twat, Zoe McCarthy on May 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
We’ve all dated twats. Some of us have even loved, lived with them. Finally, a Bible for the subculture of women who put up with these incessant idiots, and somehow – still find the energy to love them.
When the other-half moved in, he bought me Zoe McCarthy’s book: My Boyfriend is a Twat: [...]







