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It’s been said that I’m a little slow sometimes.  I don’t contest that, infact I wholeheartedly agree that things dawn on me long after everyone else has worked it out.
But my beloved Eileen Dover has fallen off the face of the internet!  I’m frankly distraught by this.
More so, because in the place of Eileen, is [...]

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Have The T-Shirt’s recent post has inspired me!  With the dismal cloud of Christmas looming over us, I’m going to follow in her footsteps, and make a list for Santa!
This isn’t a list of presents I’m going to buy other people, nor is it a list of presents I’d like.  It’s a list of (mostly [...]

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A frumpy old woman pinned me into a bridesmaid dress that was made out of what I can only describe as scratchy, crappy, cheap material.
She said I looked beautiful, but we both knew I actually looked ridiculous.
When the Fiance had said, “I don’t want anyone to look prettier than me!”, she wasn’t kidding, and she [...]

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“Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.”
~ David Grayson
Nearly four years ago, despite me being in a relationship, someone asked me to marry them.  Granted, it was after we’d slammed three shots of tequila in a row.  But he meant it, and I knew.
He [...]

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…Sarah Palin, and her seventeen year old daughter who’s got a proverbial bun in the oven.
Let me just make it clear – I am not interested in politics, I couldn’t really give a toss who wins the election, nor could I care less about one scandal or another.
But I do think that so what if [...]

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After ignoring my calls for a significant amount of time, my best friend called, and said the three words I dreaded most..
“Can we talk?”
And so, we talked.
(Well, he bullshitted, and I listened.)
“I didn’t mean it, any of it, it was just pre-wedding jitters, and I’m sorry.
I know I’m an asshole for complicating things, so can [...]

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We’ve all dated twats. Some of us have even loved, lived with them. Finally, a Bible for the subculture of women who put up with these incessant idiots, and somehow – still find the energy to love them.
When the other-half moved in, he bought me Zoe McCarthy’s book: My Boyfriend is a Twat: [...]

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The money shot – arguably the most highly featured ejaculatory scenario in porn. What is it with this visual?
Men may enjoy seeing some scantily clad (if at all) Lolita kneeling before them while they shoot their load all over her submissive little face, but quite frankly – I don’t.
I’d love to say I [...]

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I came across this post whilst browsing my WordPress tags.. It documents this post, where a white male talks about his first dating experience with a black female.
He describes how people reacted to them walking down a street together – ‘examining us for clues” [re: why they're together] – and how these reactions would [...]

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